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حكيم زمانه
22-09-05, 11:43
After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question, "When you're lying in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow." The last guy thinks for a moment, and then replies, "I guess I'd like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving!'"

حكيم زمانه
22-09-05, 11:48
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.

The officer handed the man a citation, and then as he turned to walk back to his cruiser, the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair. There were plenty of other cars around me going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?"

"Ever go fishing?" the policeman asked the man.

"Um, yeah... so," the startled man replied.

The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch ALL the fish?"

( المرجوجــه )
07-10-05, 11:30
HaHaHaHa
Nice story & very funny
Thanx my bro

حكيم زمانه
08-10-05, 06:43
ALMARJOJAH


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Cinderella
12-12-05, 08:00
Very funny
Thanks

Cinderella

حكيم زمانه
12-12-05, 09:48
Cinderella


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